Favourite Alex Vause things > the way she works those glasses.
I'm Francesca. I have no life and spend way too much time on here.. Basically im a dumbass with a tumblr account. Also i have no clue why this description is so big like who writes that much, regardless i thought it looked kind of empty so i just wrote random shit. Are you still reading this? Why are you still reading this? Go do something. I dont know you but im pretty sure you have better things to do. No seriously why are you still here? This isnt even interesting.
Do not, I mean it, Do not imagine your OTP in the kitchen cooking breakfast together, one standing at the stove as the other is hugging them from behind, resting their heads on the back of their neck and stealing sleepy kisses. I promise this will cause fluffy-cuteness overload and it’s not good for your health.
Piper cooking, Alex pulling her body against her’s, whispering into her ear what she’s rather eat for breakfast.
You’re not gonna put me in a prison. You’re not gonna put any of us in a prison. You know why? Do enlighten us. Because you need us. Yes, the world is a vulnerable place, and yes, we helped make it that way. But we’re also the ones best qualified to defend it. So if you want to arrest me, arrest me. You’ll know where to find me.
the best is when you’re reminded that “nothing” is elizabethan slang for female genitals, so shakespeare literally titled his play
much ado about pussy
Ah, Shakespeare. Such fine and serious art. So serious.
everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole
“I mean, what are we, a team? No, no, no. We’re a chemical mixture that makes chaos. We’re… we’re a time-bomb.”
Have you ever had someone take your brain and play? Pull you out and stuff something else in? You know what it’s like to be u n m a d e?